Haha what that can’t possibly be true!

Yikes…

From my own experience:

That’s me in a little over a month!

I finally figured out mine doesn’t have a favorite and he rotates through multiple flavors. Variety is the spice of life and all that. I mostly have it figured out now and only have to give away about a bag a month. Took nearly $200 of food research to get here though I hope he knows how much I care

Only illegal if someone enforces the law, and I have a sneaking suspicion the chances of that are low

Yeah of all the things I listed this one is the most deranged

This is going to get me put on a watchlist…

• Six String Samurai: The boy
• A Boy and His Dog: The boy
• Time Bandits: The boy
• Brazil: Robert De Niro
• The World of Kanako: This would be an unhinged fever dream no matter who is picked. I’d like to propose Ogata for shock value in a particular scene, but I think either Kanako or the main character detective overall work better
• The entire Saw franchise: Jigsaw
• SLC Punk: Heroin Bob
• Tokyo Gore Police: Key Man
• Hook: Everyone in the real world is human, everyone but hook in Neverland is a muppet, and Robin Williams starts human but by the end is a muppet
• Les Mis: Javert
• X: The old woman
• Swiss Army Man: Daniel Radcliffe or Paul Dani could work here but I prefer the dead body
• Any zombie movie but people start human and turn to muppets when bit. I nominate - - - Train to Busan
• Audition (1999): The main character

I’m trans. To me the most important thing about jokes in the workplace is when a cis person says something that I can twist into being a deadpan trans joke (of varying riskiness depending on the group). Either the cis person will softlock while trying to determine the ethics of laughing or they’ll go for it and potentially apologize. It’s always a win in my book though

Workday?

In the exact same boat x.x

I’ll get to it this evening yeah

I’d sometimes just swap one or two of the batteries to get a little extra time on it. The batteries don’t have to match in charge

Here’s one of my previous voids being a dork

I had that castle toy as a kid holy shit the memories tucked away in this brain

This happens to me while on my ebike sometimes and always gets me into the most dangerous close calls

People calling everything AI is honestly as concerning to me as the actual AI stuff. We’ve muddied the waters so badly. Denial of real life events is going to go hog wild now because it’s becoming reasonable to be suspicious of all photos and it’s getting quite difficult to tell what a fake is

Oh, it’s just a wild way to spell pwned

If I ever want to find a higher quality version of an image it would be fastest to post it here and wait for you lol

They have an international prototype sack of flour in an old missile silo in Kansas. Ultimately that’s what all the measurements are relative to

Anyone who says postal 2 makes people more violent/racist/whatever has either never played the game or they have incredibly poor media literacy. That game’s a gem and to this day has some of the best level design I’ve seen. Also if you didn’t know they had a 20th anniversary update a couple years back that added a bunch of bug fixes, qol, and content out of nowhere

It sure is! My insurance is actually really good though and I got a plan specifically to cover this. I was told several times by multiple people and departments I wouldn’t have to pay more than my out of pocket max. Which was a lie apparently and out of pocket max doesn’t always work like advertised. Thus the imminent legal battle