I was expecting this to be the “carry a brick”-trick.

The integration of AI into regular, deterministic software bothers me a lot. As a developer, I want my IDE to be consistent so I can feel comfortable that autocompletion and other functions do what I expect. But recently, and at an accelerating rate, I find the IDE to make inconsistent autocompletions - often suggesting a lot more code, which often contains errors and non-existant references.

I could use AI every now and then for work, but I wish it only helped when I’m explicit about it. Currently, it kills workflow and sucks out energy both from me and the grid.

Not sure if you’re serious, but cooling down servers consumes water.

Working as a developer, I sometimes get questions regarding issues where the error message contains jack shit. And way too often, I was the one who wrote the error message.

Base 0, base pi and base i are interesting, though.

I really don’t like these. It’s binary for each digit, so it’s really just a bad proxy for decimal numbers rather than being clean binary numbers. If it were roman numerals, I feel like it would be equally silly to separate the numbers this way: 15:39 -> I, V : III, IX.

I understand that it makes it hard to read if the binary numbers go high, but that’s why we don’t use them like this.

Anytime someone announces their pregnancy, my mind quickly goes to “hah! I knew it! You were doing the sex!”

Same issue when we announced to my in-laws that my gf was pregnant. “Are they just now getting confirmation that our relationship hasn’t just been an innocent friendship with an occasional pecking kiss?”

Either 2025 was a horrible year for linux or the image needs an update.

If nothing else, AI is doing a great job of exposing shitty employers.

You got me. I leaned in to find the banana.

Norwegian here. “Sitron” is a direct translation of “lemon”. Meanwhile, apparently the English “citron” is in Norwegian called “cedrat”. So it’s extremely confusing, yes.

“FUUUCK!”

$java -jar app.jar

I thought the same about bitterfree and venomoth. Just look at them. The eyes, “mouth” and everything just looks switched. But apparently, like gyarados and dragonite, they weren’t actually switched either.

Same, but often in bed several hours later wondering why the pasta didn’t taste right.

Also, the arrow has some serious gliding effect on its way down.

Can I group the people into groups of 1, then 2, then 3 and so forth? When the trolley is done with the killing, it will have killed -1/12 people.

Magic: The Gathering - Arena, but in a different sense. I have played it a decent amount ever since I moved away from the city and have been unable to play with people over the table. I learned that it wasn’t really the game itself which made me interested in Magic, but the interactions with people.

I have since quit the game and haven’t really paid attention to its direction since.

KSP definitely. I was literally doing astrophysics at uni when I started playing. It got me a much better sense for orbital mechanics and trajectories than any class ever did.

It’s advice for how most people end up in vim in the first place. git commit (without -m)

Thank you so much for trying!