Phantaloons

Everything’s bigger, including the shit.

I don’t think anyone needs a new rig to play STS2, this decade anyway.

Indeed, absolutely.

slash the tires, tho.

To play all those games that aren’t being made?

“Damnit, Dale, this is the bronze age. Quit using copper nails. These people deserve craftsmanship.”

“We have a men’s dept.”

bath and body works

sigh

…yeah, technically, I guess 🙄

“But my parents can’t use a VPN!!”

Was that line in the sand drawn before or after footing the bill, installing a media server, and an entire arr stack?

Their house is right there, bro.

Good idea, Reddit.

opens redreader

the cost of doing business

My bank hands out these weird little plastic cards like it’s 2016 or something.

Trump: “So the oil is under the lithium? How does this work?”

Came here to post the same.

That’s my secret, Cap, I’m always outdated.

-Lineage User

–force

Now post the eldrich horror version.

“Laws for thee but not for me!”

Zuckerberg chuckles off into the sunset with a bag of copyrighted material

Ironically, the first place I heard about gays was church, tho?

Streisand the Streisand.

Avoid teh gays

“teh whats?!”

I’m on TOR, fuck it.

About six years ago, my boss at the time, who was also a close friend got fired by the asshat company we worked for. They gave me his job and a 25 cent raise.

I said “You’re joking? You ruin someone’s life and insult mine?” not in the best mood and sitting on $6k at the time

and the reply from them was it was all they could do. I played coy, thanked them anyway and waited.

One day, I got a call saying a big job was coming up, huge for the company, and that our site would be involved how lovely. The requirements were that I was to deliver a 26ft box truck to <redacted> and meet a group of contractors. They kept hyping up what a job it was and how much money it would make the company. At this point in time, I am the sole worker at my site, 300+ miles away from anyone at HQ or otherwise.

The night before, I turned my phone off and slept in, then woke up and started browsing indeed, I was hired as a service tech, same field with a $5 raise a week later.