Nice detail that the magats can’t spell even when they’re speaking out loud.

Bighead is not to be fucked with.

Oprah is Joe Rogan for people who are embarrassed to admit they listen to Joe Rogan.

the other reason that they’re killing something - it’s a day ending in a “y”.

Only downvoting for your repeated use of the thorn. No one uses old English anymore and it’s silly to try to just throw those conventions in because you think it’s hip. Distracting to read.

Is “production level” like “military grade”? I don’t even know what those things mean when it comes to quality.

Good news! Those sci-fi and post-apocalpytic environments we’re used to seeing in high budget movies are about to look at lot more familiar.

Bad news: Those sci-fi and post-apocalyptic environments we’re used to seeing in high budget movies are about to start looking a lot more familar in real life too.

What? You mean without the cruelty? Why even bother?

Melania sending love out to Alex.

Just throw some water on them - that shuts 'em right down.

Ohhh, hiii again!

Mmmm - turbo button. Classic.

Gotttteeeeeeeeem

And it goes aaaaaaaalllll the way ‘round.

Pacific Ocean feeling pretty smug right now about maintaining its status as the largest ocean.

“Just jenkin it.”

• Cyril Figgis