PositiveNoise

You: Whatcha doin Whiskers?
Cat: …I am taking orders from Sauron… <mumble mumble>
You: Oh, that’s a fly! cool :)
Cat: …soon I will bite. Yes. soon… <mumble mumble>

Bite Them! You need no reason. Just Bite TEHM!

spoiler: it feels like an alarm clock made of half melted jello

rule 1 of bathroom club : do NOT talk about Final Step

Hmm. A bit of stretching might feel nice. Work that leg! Oh, and napping! Napping is super great. This is awesome. I think I’ll just hang here and wait for Miss Servant to bring me some noms (presumably).

That expression: “YES! This is IT! I’ve achieved it!” good kitty

Damn it, Susan! Can’t you just be satisfied by hunting mice, like normal people?

“Methinks a cheddar we doth encounter.”
“For us?”
“Surely for us. Surely”