Since Russia is actually very large, they’re probably thinking they’ll look even bigger than they already do!

And of course, nobody is surprised.

This is almost as funny as it was yesterday when someone else posted it.

I worked as beer rep and occasionally talked to bar owners who had gotten busted in this exact way. Never once have I ever heard them complain about the kid specifically. They’ll complain about the bartender that didn’t check ID, or the LCB in general, but I don’t think anyone his holding a grudge against those kids, and certainly not to the point of risking additional assault charges.

VROOOOOM!

Great idea! Using real people would just be cruel.

I was thinking that might be the case, but I’m not sure what would get us closer to the minimum force required to punch holes in someone.

I don’t have the knowledge of physics or math to figure it out, but I suppose we could find something that definitely can rip through someone, like a small cannonball, and figure out how much force it would put on the body, and adjust the mass and size for a baseball and see how much speed you’d need to get that amount of force?

And yet somehow, I save every one of those things and STILL can’t find a single one when I need it!

You sayin’ these Sunset Sarsaparilla caps ain’t no good here?

There’s a pretty good chance that you aren’t any of those terrible things you think you are. I don’t know, maybe you are, but based on how much everyone seems to dismiss you and put you down, I’d bet you have a lot more going for you than you think.

I’m really sorry that this is how your family treats you. Learn from them all the things you’d never want to put your own family through, and don’t believe them when they put you down. Sounds like you don’t feel comfortable speaking up for yourself, which is fine. There’s nothing wrong with that in general, but that might be why they keep doing it.

Thanks. I guess I’ve never heard that phrase before.

Your going to have to help me with this one. I think I’m mentally pronouncing something wrong.

I flip back and forth between retro games and Indy-esque games on Gamepass.

Right now I’m working on 7th Saga on SNES and Black Jacket on Gamepass.

Sharing humorous comments on the Internet, video games and smoking weed.

Hi friend!

I don’t know if this helps, but I’ve been spiraling for about a year now.

Dropping in food and burning the whole thing down are pretty powerful, but not ALL powerful. These are things that any of us could do for/to each other.

Also, none of us really know what’s happening in that ant farm. God supposedly knows all of our names and relationships to others and sees every single thing we do on a very granular level.

If your claim is that God is just an entity looking down at us and blindly fucking around with the environment, that may be possible, but there’s no more reason to worship that being than the weather itself.

Did you try turning it off and back on again?

<Malevolent genie appears> Was that a wish I heard?

Want a peanut?