Alright now you’ve crossed over into impossible science fiction

There will always be idiot pedestrians and bicyclists, what about those?

They could even make them underground so they don’t clog up the city!

So it’s kinda like klipper/mainsail but for an operating system?

Go suck an egg!

They’re not real, it’s an egg in disguise

But I’m here, commenting! I’m doing my part!

Without actual headlights I’m certain someone would pull out in front of you, people are dumb

“Other people exist?”

I’ve often considered making an adjustable mirror with a servo on it mounted to the back of the car, so they can blind themselves and feel stupid

Well that’s no fun at all!

One giant wedgie for all humanity, coming up

Bout tree fiddy

I can’t afford a horse! I was supposed to ride for free! Where am I gonna get a stable?!

Mmm warm orange juice and toothpaste!

Obligatory “No soup for you!”

WHAT?

But the hackers! They could hijack your tv and make you watch something boring!