Like 5-10 years ago there was a “subreddit simulator” which would generate fake reddit posts generated from specific subreddits. It was almost entirely garbage, but that time the /r/askreddit simulator posted “Redditors of reddit, what’s the biggest mistake my mom makes in bed?” probably justified that whole endeavor. Such a perfect encapsulation of the content.

idk posting “ai;dr” as a reply is not functionally different from posting “ai” other than needing three more characters to type.

Instead, billionaires are surrounded by people who they can’t trust. Sycophants everywhere, who don’t care about who you are as a person, but what you can do for them. You’re less likely to have people calling you out for things, but you also won’t get much affirmation for the genuinely good things about your personality.

This is a really good observation and makes perfect sense when you say it out loud.

There should be an AI helper to pet and play with my cat, that way all I need to do is buy food and pay vet bills and clean the litter.

I do play some video games and I guess this is nice, but what I really enjoy is listening to music. When am I gonna get an AI helper to listen to songs for me so I can get that done in peaceful silence instead?

I think this is just negging.

I always found it overwhelming to get started on big messes, so cleaning everything up immediately would get around my executive dysfunction. When I got in a relationship with someone whose approach was to be a human hurricane and then deep clean every once in a while it was a culture shock and it took years of me being a bad partner to become more responsible. I didn’t really understand the executive dysfunction so I self-loathed over it.

It’s funny that they got it backwards but honestly getting an 80% success rate by picking the opposite is more accurate detection than I would have expected.

It’s gotta be my favorite webcomic.

I’m on the far left.

Never wash produce with detergent or bleach

Why did no one tell me this earlier?

It’s been a while, but my impression was that Hop’s entire character design was “what if Hau got really depressed after losing a two or three times?”

I think I had this comic saved like twenty years ago and I also don’t remember where I found it.

If you put a bandage over the big hole in your chest you can get a good drumming sound out of it.

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My favorite cat was named Buddy, but since he would get into a lot of mischief we would often refer to him as “the monster”. Once you start calling your cat Buddy Monster, you’ll find you’re now a very short distance from Monster of Buddies I’m pulling your strings.

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…I literally had a colonoscopy yesterday because the “self-dislodging” stent placed in my pancreas months ago got itself lodged in the exit.

Just weird stumbling on this now of all times.

I’m just pirating, but from I saw a lot of people have the opinion that the original is a better experience. If I remember correctly it’s an option to just go with original graphics and audio in +, but I figured I’d test out to see if how well the modded DSi works for me.