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They’re never yours, but you’re always theirs.

According to the wiki:

Tozzetti later wrote that Capponi’s explanation for taking the two fingers as relics was “because Galileo wrote so many beautiful things with them.”

Galileo’s middle finger

It’s the internet version of wearing tighty-whities, gives ‘em the feeling of security.

Hmm. I’ll take it.

isitdown reports its been down for over five days, which is quite pleasant.

They don’t do jobs either, so there’s that.

Dog: whatever it is you’re trying to say, I don’t understand you.

Yes.

Skill issue. Should’ve written in portrait landscape mode instead of vertical.

E: idiot mode was engaged.

The proto-millennials, if you will.

You can even buy a refurb for about $80, which is hilarious lol

We will never crab fast enough. We are doomed.

Nature, uh, finds a way.

As opposed to, what, triangular feet? Spiral feet? Perhaps you’d feel better if their feet were hyperboloid? ffs get a grip.

I cannot wrap my head around being jealous of cats. But then again, my Dad taught me how to understand them since I was young, so there’s that.

It’s a rookie mistake on your ex’s part, and you hate to see it.

It’s what the dumbest people wanted, and too many didn’t care to stop the stupid.

It’s the trouble bubble!

Okay, rugby it is.

You also wouldn’t be in a video game either, but that’s quite besides the point.