He’ll find them again. He always does.

Wow that live action version is so bad.

When I was working alongside the Air Force they had a Lt. Dan and he fucking hated me. Every picnic or party I made sure he knew where the ice cream was.

For Percy it’s always a trap. He takes himself far to seriously for belly rubs.

He’s so loud and obnoxious. The name fits him perfectly.

I’m starting with the man in the mirror.

This is marketing.

If you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to, why don’t you go where fashion sits. Putting on the Ritz.

What did Jesus say at the end of the last supper?

Everyone who wants to be in the picture get on this side of the table.

Squat

AI text generator companies secretly controlling the Catholic Church sounds like Cyberpunk 2026.

There is a huge problem in the church with gpt sermons. The Pope had to make a declaration.

They feet and head is warm.

My cat after falling off his cat tree and hitting every ledge on the way down:

My roommate has a Russian Blue that looks so much like this stretchy one. He always wants me to pick him up so he can stretch out super big.

V was gone far far too soon. I miss her so much. I basically laid in bed all day missing her. The way she used to lay on my chest and suck on her tail. She had the most expressive eyes, and the little bit of white on her brow made her look constantly concerned. Like her namesake she burned bright and is a legend. Burying two cats in less than 6 months has left me feeling hallow. Now I have two ghosts glimpsed in the corner of my eye as I walk into a room, and two little crosses behind a house I’m leaving soon.

When I die

Give what’s left of me away

To children

And old men that wait to die.

And if you need to cry,

Cry for your brother

Walking the street beside you.

And when you need me,

Put your arms

Around anyone

And give them

What you need to give to me.

I want to leave you something,

Something better

Than words

Or sounds.

Look for me

In the people I’ve known

Or loved,

And if you cannot give me away,

At least let me live on in your eyes

And not your mind.

You can love me most

By letting

Hands touch hands,

By letting bodies touch bodies,

And by letting go

Of children

That need to be free.

Love doesn’t die,

People do.

So, when all that’s left of me

Is love,

Give me away.

For those who wish to know.

We’ve got a curtain to climb.