He has good taste, that’s a quiet tank.

How are Oz and Phil so high on this spectrum?

Really impressed with that TP

Yeah, abjectly hate conversation view.

Do those new features involve even more ways to violate the privacy of people subscribing to Samsung TVs?

Looks like Peeve could use a knit cat cap…

But stand-up comedy has something for everyone!

Oh, this is about the depressing nexus between programming and corporate culture. Carry on.

Two consenting adults, and now it’s drug trafficking resulting in death?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tagliatelle

Tagliatelle (Italian: [taʎʎaˈtɛlle] ⓘ; from the Italian word tagliare, meaning ‘to cut’) are a traditional type of pasta from the Italian regions of Emilia-Romagna and Marche. Individual pieces of tagliatelle are long, flat ribbons that are similar in shape to fettuccine and are traditionally about 6 mm (1⁄4 in) wide.[1] Tagliatelle can be served with a variety of sauces, though the classic is a meat sauce or Bolognese sauce.

Thank you, hilarious statement.

“I think it’s more of a (insert racial slur here) thing than actually being racist”

Those poor raccoons. I don’t know what an autistic raccoon looks like, but these scientists should be ashamed of their… hmmm. I actually have no idea what the conspiracy behind animal vaccinations would be. Big science profiting just doesn’t fit right.

Web search used to be about scraping the web to find and present other people’s work as just that… their work. Now the handful of websites claim ownership of the contributions of everyone, and at this point it’s just corporations arguing about who owns your stuff. Pirates will not win out in this argument, except maybe in the very short term.

I’m not sure I’d buy a phone with a permanently etched message/advertisement from the manufacturer to other people.

I’ve read that human skin particles make up a significant portion of household dust.

… Are you a robot?

The absolute shit quality is how you know it’s an authentic Olympic Medal ™

Logitech mice always get better with age, they give you extra clicks for free with each touch of the button!

Doesn’t sound like a design flaw, it’s the whole point, only reason you need a cancellation portal.

No advertisements? Too unrealistic.

There are plenty of religious people that lump all sex outside of marriage into the same bucket. The two categories are “sanctioned by god,” and “not sanctioned by god”.

What about, “isn’t that a song by Savage Garden?”