Look dad! I’m a real toilet!

Well, it’s not like it’s made of wood and have strings

“What are you doing step ladder?”

You could be a blow queen… Then you get money and food at the same time.

Some people jokingly say that prostitution is the oldest profession. I don’t know about that, but transactional sex must be as old as humanity.

The full movie Longitude is on youtube.

It makes me think about how many country artists it takes to change a light bulb…

Six. One to change the bulb while the other five sing about how good the old one was.