Surrenders

Uses photo of him surrendering with the caps “never surrender”

Donald Trump in a nutshell

‘here’s a photo of me having surrendered to the police’

‘never surrender’…

I… What?

Trump loves this mugshot a lot. He has taken lots of money from supporters due to it.

He did surrender to the Fulton County sheriff before this photo was taken. Now he says he never surrenders.

PHOTOGRAPHER: Ok Donald, give me your best gangasta face.

// Trump poses.

PHOTOGRAPHER: No that’s not working. You look like you just shit your pants.

TRUMP: Umm… I’ll be right back.

When you’ve already got a dedicated following… ;)