• sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyzEnglish
    3·
    9 months ago

    Me, currently in the fucking around phase of the cycle: I can put off working on my thesis for a couple of hours, I wanna see the new Persona game!

    Future me, looking back: feral, over-caffeinated, cursing the gods

    • Tangent5280@lemmy.worldEnglish
      0·
      9 months ago

      You better start working on your thesis right now or I’ll find where you live and shit your pants.

      • fossphi@lemm.eeEnglish
        1·
        9 months ago

        Do me next. I’m also procrastinating on my thesis. Just can’t get myself to stop worrying and do something

  • Arkaelus@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    9 months ago

    Puh-leaaase, I’ve built a career on procrastinating until the very last minute then burning myself out a day before the deadline by finishing a week’s worth of work in 12 hours!😎 It’s not a pleasant career, nor am I ok, tho’…

  • xkforce@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1·
    9 months ago

    When I was in junior high there was a project that was worth half my grade that was announced on day 1 and due at the end of the semester. I waited until an hour before it was due to start working on it. I got an A. I can only imagine what I could have done if I had worked on it consistently throughout the semester like a normal person.

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    1·
    9 months ago

    This God guy would be way more relatable if the story was he doinked around for 6 days and then all the sudden scrambled to build earth on day 7.

    • shastaxc@lemm.eeEnglish
      2·
      9 months ago

      Well time is infinite and supposedly God has always existed. So technically he procrastinated for infinite time until creating the universe which only took a week. That’s some serious procrastinating.