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Carcinisation strikes again.
Reject humanity. Return to crab
Move forward to crab
C R A B
C R A B
Nonono, sideways
I just love this word. It has a great claw-feel.
It’s perfectly cromulent.
Why not Zoidburg?
Zoidberg*
Where does your species go to perform their mating displays?
Same as your species: The beach!
You called?
Graw? 🦞
As if this wasn’t posted by Zoidburg!
Overall sand repellent crotch.
Nose flaps.
Nictitating membrane(s). Heck that solves lots of issues.
It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
But do you hate it?
Ok ok crabs are superior we get it .
Sand repellant anus certainly is a new image for me.
New band name
Also crab legs so you can scuttle.
Scuttle scuttle scuttle
Crispr, I am just saying… (as the meme suggests, this is all totally fine, certainly no issues foreseen here, especially if I squeeze my eyes shut really tight!:-P)
With Crispr, you can squeeze your anus really tight as well to repel that sand!
Sounds like the perfect beach-adapted body to me! :-P Especially if it comes with gills to replace a scuba suit?
Hmm, am I attracted to crabs?
Also the ability to burrow under the sand for protection from predators and the elements.
Why just sand resistant anus? There are creatures with sand resistant eye lashes too. I thought anuses already were sand resistant tbh.
You know you can just steal the post, no one here cares who tweeted it in 2018.
