You’re not taking into account the fifty years of no carbon footprint if you eat them at twenty.

It’s actually very environmentally friendly to eat humans so the momentary pain is offset by the collective good.

My father’s been dead for years.

He killed himself minutes after he shot my mother.

You make a lot of assumptions about me for someone who doesn’t know me.

Just one, American.

I don’t drive a car.

Why does the furnace never stop working in the middle of summer?

I like when the voice logs have laugh tracks so I know what the funny bits are.

Or browse .ml.

You’re allowed to revisit wit like this from time to time.

Let people have their fun.

The original goal of 700 people donating $10/month.

Pat Robertson can leg press a ton easily because he has our lord and savior jesus christ powering him.

But jesus christ is our lord.

Good job dudeski!

Sometimes Mr. Lights can be a tricky man to turn on he’s complicated with rapidly evolving interests and kinks.

Yo is your engine running?

I’ll take those.

Not yet.

Have you been in a coffin before?