And when they drink straight from cup, the milkshake slides out in one big clump and it looks like they were center stage in a bukkake show. Now you tell me which looks more gay?

For Christ sakes, fuckers it’s a damn straw. Sticking a tube in your mouth doesn’t make you gay. Eating a banana doesn’t make you gay. Sticking a dick in your mouth does. Well unless he paid you $20. Then it’s just business.