Jesus, they just parade out every Senator don’t they for some hot take that’s complete horseshit don’t they?

One Republican asshole shits out a take like this and then like roaches, one by one they all emerge out from the drain to do the only thing they know how - blight and spread excrement all over everything.

When they finish, they run around screaming how everything is covered in shit. Any and all attempts by others to clean the shit is met with disgusting vitriol and threats over how cleaning shit infringes upon their roach-given rights to spread excrement and shit on whatever they want where they want when they want.

Then they say they’ll allow some of the shit to be cleaned up, but in return a law must be passed that no punishment comes to any roach shit starters. From that point on they publically gather and cooperate to legislate everyone else pays them to spread shit.

And when you think they collectively have to be bored or tired of spreading feces, they, in an orgy of depravity shit over each other feverishly blaming a conspiracy against them when really it’s what’s in their roach hearts all along.