The best way I know to quit vi is by turning off your computer

"I can read this Perl scrip"t should translate to “I’m lying”.

I’m absolutely guilty of self-documenting code, but mostly because I’m sick of everyone else’s lying comments.

I’m one of those people who think that Perl is a write-only language
-Linus torvalds

Hey, now. It is possible to write readable Perl code—it’s just less interesting that way. 😜

ESC + :q!

ESC to enter normal mode (if you’re in a different mode like insert) : (colon) to enter commands q to quit ! (or a) to use the quit command withiut keeping any changes

IMHO it’s a complex, temporary work around with a few issues.

Also vim > emacs

“The reason I use Perl is because I wanna write scripts that no one can read and no one can understand so that I can keep my job”