The egg heads down in the lab told me that only a staggering %1 of all current members have posted memes.

Now I dont know much about numbers but I got the figures from Black Mesa here and… I dont want to sound like a downer but we are in the gutter.

So if our new dating app that uses alternative dimensions to find you a date fails, I am afraid we might go bankrupt. Knowing the current state of desperate lovers we might even fail to find them some partners in alternate universes.

So! I want that %1 raised up to a %1000 present! I know that’s physically impossible but that’s what we do here at Source Memes. Create shitpost that defies physics. May god help you.

This is Cave Jhonson, we’re done here.