Ah yes, My favorite Italian dishes, Waffles and Defects.
Big fan of antignocchi myself. It’s got that certain taste of total annihilation you can’t get anywhere else.
But would Antignocchi be considered an antipasto?
Appalled they called it antignocci and not torrone, but I’m not going to argue
Torrone is not a pasta!
Besides, we scientists like to name things anti-something, it’s almost a compulsion.
Waffles aren’t pasta either
Well clearly the Italians didn’t name that one, it was the damn Belgiums.
Well, the Italian half of Belgium, anyways
There is no flat pasta with holes. That’s a gap in our pasta topology that needs to be remedied asap.
It’s cacio e pepe all the way down
Throw the atoms against the wall and if they stick it confirms spaghetti theory is ready.