May 16th 2011… Pretty sure this is an April fools joke, and like everything in government it was a month and a half late.

I’m pretty sure pornhub already leaked a video titled “Lenny sucking a goat”…

Yeah, reads more like a wikipedia article than a news article, like someone took several sources and told ai to combine the info. Facts are great, but they don’t make for a captivating read on their own. There’s a sweet spot for opinion/reflection without too much bias that makes news sources worth reading.

There’s also no way I can avoid meetings before 2pm, timezones exist and sometimes things are on fire. If I leave someone hanging because I care only about my own day, then I’m the asshole.

I am also in this picture, please get out of my picture

Someone quoting him on the internet like this would go against his whole philosophy

I think the problem is when your whole identity is rooted in fear and anger. Being vocal about LGBTQ+ issues is trying to prop up people, however this is just being crass because you’ve given into the paranoia and have nothing else of value to add to the conversation.

[Coment attempting to have an intelligent and witty take on the conflict dispite two typos from either lazyness or stupidity]

Eventually? Maybe, but frankly Asimov had those rules for a reason. Now? It can’t even decide what it said a second ago.

Yeah, not sure who the ad is for, but they must’ve paid a lot of money for space on that dude’s back.

The article says it’s political in the title, but it sounds more like they can’t be bothered to actually do the work if it passes because the world is already on fire… And to be honest, I kinda get that… Imagine all the software that would still be taking it into account that would need updating.

“They” only allow meteorologists to report weather and weatherologists to predict the meteors.

Server farms are the real money maker. Doesn’t matter the fad, they’ll need processing power from somewhere.

I’d say boycott, but odds are the movies will be so generic nobody will want to watch them anyway.

Hey, they could be talking about Jython…

To be uncomfortably honest, VR only covers sight and the AI is like the part of porn that everybody skips. Since you’re not making a real connection with someone it feels meaningless. AI tries to give you exactly what you want, but that’s not an authentic feeling relationship with give and take. Also I feel like there’s still a tactile aspect that will be missing for a couple decades at minimum, and that should keep at least my monkey brain from becoming lost in the illusion…

That’s because all tasks finish in the dot of the “i” of the Jeremy Bearimy sprint, I dunno what to tell you…

Is bad grammar not dirty talk? No wonder girls get freaked out when I say “let’s eat grandma”…

The key is to only wear it in one ear and be super evasive when people ask about it. All hail Cthulhu!

Honestly, the empathetic part of me really feels bad for the guy because he’s clearly being influenced by fear, but the logical side of me says that guy isn’t gonna get the mental help he needs with Trump’s healthcare plan anyway.