• RGB3x3@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Nobody buys or adopts cats. They just show up to your house one day expecting food, you feed it, and it sticks around.

    Everyone knows that.

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        11 months ago

        “I can’t AFFORD to keep FEEDING all these COATHANGERS! There’s so MANY!! What can I DO?!? AAAAAAA!!!”

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          11 months ago

          I thought coathangers fed themselves with one half of a pair of socks? I can’t think of another explanation for the odd socks i keep ending up with.

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            11 months ago

            It’s washing machines and dryers that find socks delicious.

            … which is less of a joke than you’d think. Small items can get partially forced between the rubber seal and the drum and then when the drum rotates, the item is slurped outside like a strand of spaghetti.

            Also sometimes identical-looking socks that get paired together by the manufacturers eventually drift in appearance because they were from separate dye batches, leaving the owner with a pair of odd socks.

            The other other explanation is the sock gnomes. We don’t talk about the sock gnomes.