This is why I won’t get anywhere in life and I see it as a badge of honor in this perverse, corrupt, nonsensical time and place in history.

You fuck with me trying to flex power, I fuck right back. You can review a blank page on monday morning I proudly present with a snarky smile declaring “here, review my progress.” because you gave me a task 10 minutes before end of day, so I set it down and won’t give it another thought until my allotted hours on Monday. Send me on unemployment vacation if you want all the custom automation I built that they lean on for everything to breakdown for about 80 employees without my maintenance procedures.

Yes, I’m salary. I set these kind of boundaries, and I love the cross pity between my try hard peers and myself. They because I don’t believe in the importance of the mission and I because they take making the rich owner richer as their life’s important mission seriously. I’m just here to grift enough to live off a more successful, more sociopathic grifter than myself: the owner.

My desktop wallpaper at work is literally a Karl Marx quote. It’s good to be the Sysadmin.