It was a crazed guy in the woods talking about his lawyer saying when his court date was and he said he’s not going back to jail again and he’d rather eat moss and drink creek water.

He said he’s got raccoons who are trained to undo lug nuts, a baboon who’s got killer aim with a nail gun, a bobcat in his bathroom, and coyotes trained to “bite anything with a buzz cut and a badge. He said he flew a guy out and had miles of tunnels dug around his house.

This insane rant made me laugh for half a hour straight if anyone knows what I’m talking about and has it saved please let me know I can’t find it anywhere.