My favorites:

  • “Awe thanks, you too! ☺” (as if I misheard them)
  • *shakes head* “diarrhea”
    • DJ Putler@lemmy.mlB
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      8 months ago

      Lol I did that the other day actually by mistake. I went into this big box restaurant supply store since I was convinced I could somehow buy an appliance for merely 120% what you get online (wrong they’re all $700 for no reason it was hilarious). Ate a bunch of free samples, rare tuna and stuff I was like damn, then on the way out they were like you can’t buy the overpriced appliance without a membership and ur not even supposed to be in here.

      What I mean is, did you get any meatballs tho?