cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/38532280
What is wrong with straight people? Are they okay?
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I’m going for this is a parody, but I could be wrong
Just to ensure my mental health remains intact, I choose to interpret all twitter posts as jokes.
I think you can safely assume it’s a joke.
I pay by punching the cashier with a roll of quarters.
It would be more masculine to insert the quarters into the cashier. The penetration is the point.
Gold bullets are like $400 a pop
That’s probably someone’s kink.
