• Lenny@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    So about two hours ago, and this is true, two people came onto my property, uninvited, which is unbelievable, and they tried to take my very powerful, very beautiful gas-powered vehicle. And I said to myself, I said, ‘We’re not going to let that happen.’ My incredible mate, very smart, sees them and calls out to me. I’m where I keep my shoes, very good shoes, by the way, and I see this golf cart, this crazy golf cart, speeding away from the beautiful homes that I, by the way, have done an amazing job in building. I ran, I got my keys – very important, the keys – and I started my vehicle. I chased them, folks, I really did, like nobody has ever chased anyone before.

    And they were driving through the neighborhood – which is a fantastic neighborhood, by the way, lots of good people there – and they crashed into the mailbox, which is a disaster, a total disaster. But they ran into the woods, and people couldn’t believe it. They asked me, ‘Did you call the police?’ And I said, ‘No, why would I call the police?’ Because there’s no trade happening, no commerce, it was just about respect, respect for property.

    And you know, I don’t need to rely on anyone for security. I’ve got a Second Amendment right, and I’ve got a gun – a very big, very powerful gun that’s loaded and ready, because that’s how you keep safe. And I’m telling you, I’m very smart, very mentally strong, and we’re living in tough times, folks, tough times with desperate people. And I live in Virginia, a beautiful place, Reston, Virginia, with lots of houses, not like the places I used to live, not at all. So we’ve got to be smart, we’ve got to be vigilant, and we’ve got to travel light. That’s what I do, and that’s what we all should do. Thank you.