• Codex@lemmy.world
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    Make sure to commit all fraud by US Post mail. This ensures your trial will be in Federal Court, which is much busier than your state’s court, ensuring your case never gets heard!

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        Just send a bunch of nonsense to the Governor (or President I guess since we’re talking about making a federal case) to get their letterhead then create a fake pardon for yourself

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          Yeah, corporations and presidents are both known for personally responding through snail mail on official letterhead when sent gibberish.

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        GOTCHA! I, TheFriar, a Man, do hereby and solemnly state, forthwith and hereto, that I do declare and state that I, TheFriar, a Man, rescind and relinquish and reconfiscate my citizenship to THE UNIRED STATES, a corporation, because I, TheFriar, A Man, humbly do not recognize nor honor the code of said Corporation. Heretofore.

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      Idk, I’ve been waiting on a date for my small claims case for over a year. I’ve called about it but just get told it’ll eventually get scheduled. I’ve given up hope.