• Delphia@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Police officer: “Licence and registrations please”

    Sovcit: "I possess neither, as I am not driving I am travelling. I do not require identification to…

    BLAM

    Police officer on phone: “Hey, Larry. Got another one, bring the tow tru… no I DIDNT shoot this one in the hea… yes I know that was a giant mess to clean up… listen asshole its a 2020 Dodge Ram you going to bring the tow truck or am I just going to stash this one and sell it myself? Thought so, hurry up.”