So now I guess I’m getting paid to sit in bumfuck nowhere and wait for a tow truck. And of course, like a movie detective, it died one day before retirement. I was swapping into a new van tomorrow and this one was getting traded in. I’ll miss the old barge though. It had been owned and modified by several different contractor outfits at various points in it’s life so it definitely had character.
Couldn’t do that. The van belongs to my employer but my entire net worth is in the tools in the back of it. Had to at least get those home and if it told him to bring a u-haul instead of a tow truck then the fire might be a bit suspicious.