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Because for some reason he’s not in prison.
He should be in prison, wearing prison clothes.
This.
Because that’s how a real man does it. Just like how he never cries like a real man, and sticks his thumbs up his ass during auto-felacio like a real man.
Because he’s a prick.
why is he out of prison?
It takes a while for the big labels to come out with their “Human Douche” lines.
Money can’t buy taste.
Because if you’re going to be a douchy bear be a douchy grizzly, I guess.
Gotta distract down that tiny chin somehow
Is this guy still “a thing”?
If you’re talking about his micropenis then yes.
