Gallagher used to tell a joke that every driver should be issued a suction cup dart gun, that shoots darts with a red flag on it at any car driving like an idiot. When a cop sees a car with 3 flags on the fender, he pulls them over, and gives them a ticket for being an asshole.
Seeing this always makes me consider carring a pack of stickers on me that say something embarrassing on it
If you know no fear, climb on the cars blocking the path :p
Gallagher used to tell a joke that every driver should be issued a suction cup dart gun, that shoots darts with a red flag on it at any car driving like an idiot. When a cop sees a car with 3 flags on the fender, he pulls them over, and gives them a ticket for being an asshole.
I thought all he did was smash large fruits and veggies.
Just hold one of your keys out as you walk by the cars on the crosswalk.
Crude but effective
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