Michael Whitty, from Liverpool, was nabbed at Manchester Airport after sniffer dogs got a whiff (no pun intended) of his illegal stash which included cocaine, ecstasy and ketamine. The 25-year-old chocolate-filled bloke was stopped by UK Border Force officers as he waited to board his flight to a bender.
Archive link (original but it’s the Daily Star)
This article takes on a whole new level of interest if “pounds” refers to the Imperial unit for weight rather than British currency.
‘Dieting experts hate this weight loss trick!’
That’s now how I am interpreting it.