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Philo@discuss.online to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. "Sure," I said. "My door is always open."

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My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. "Sure," I said. "My door is always open."

Philo@discuss.online to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    When a landlord closes one door they also paint the windows closed

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