I did a stupid and want to say thanks to the NHS who patched me up. Ask me about the stupid, it’s pretty stupid.

  • Dookieman12@piefed.socialBanned
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    1 month ago

    As we say in the shop, “If you wouldn’t stick your dick there, don’t stick your finger there either.”

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      1 month ago

      I think it would have required some contortion to get a dick stuck between wheel and caliper. I guess it’s just a question of commitment really though.