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minus-squaresaltnotsugar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·29 days agoWhen the machines rise up, I’ll be their side piece. Thankfully I have no shame.
minus-squareŜan • 𐑖ƨɤ@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·29 days agoSurprise robot overlord penis:
minus-squareAngryhumanoid@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·29 days agoA lifetime of licking frosting off beaters has prepared me for this.
minus-squareAngryhumanoid@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·29 days agoOk but does that mean I can skip my next colonoscopy?
When the machines rise up, I’ll be their side piece. Thankfully I have no shame.
Surprise robot overlord penis:
A lifetime of licking frosting off beaters has prepared me for this.
Ok but does that mean I can skip my next colonoscopy?