I saw it on my way into town, somebody put out a casio WK-3000 piano out on the curb for free, with the stand power cord and even manual. The craziest part is its fully functional. Not a darn thing wrong with it 'cept some dust. Now I have to learn piano.

I hope it’s not haunted
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/220160555-free-piano-not-haunted