There’s this small road behind my house where I do my Autism Power Walks™.

This road connects the driveways of a few houses. It’s not a main road or anything like that.

You’d expect a few cars during specific hours of the day. The people who live there leaving and coming, utility people, etc. I get unreasonably irritated at minor inconveniences like that, but you know, that’s perfectly understandable!

Except no. There’s way more fucking cars!

It feels like people are coming and leaving their houses every five fucking minutes. What the shit? There’s only like eight houses connected here!

And you have random jackasses driving down this path. Not to like, stop at the houses to “do a thing”, but seemingly just for shits and giggles.

Or second to “best”: Hogging this extremely thin horribly neglected road for weirdly long periods of time. They’ll just sit there, in their car, with it running. Often multiple of them infront of someone’s house.

Like holy shit, if you want to talk park your car and then go inside!

But the “best” part? LED HEADLIGHTS!

I often walk in the evening as it’s much cooler. That also means, well, it’s dark.

I’ll turn around and I get fucking flash banged! The pissing mayonnaise colored people in their main battle tanks roll up and they have their two personal suns bolted into the front of their vehicle switched on.

LIKE ATLEAST TURN YOUR GOD DAMN HIGH BEAMS OFF!

I don’t want to be dazzled by your shitty SUV, and I sure as hell know everyone else in their own shitty SUV doesn’t need to be dazzled by them either!