Reminds me of this: Falsehoods Programmers Believe About Names
Lmao
Alright alright but surely people’s names are diverse enough such that no million people share the same name.
Who thinks that?
There’s about 5,000 people working at the organization I work at and there’s loads of people who have the same name, first and last.
Name input should exclusively be an infinitely sized canvas, got it.
Falsehoods programmers believe about names:
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- Names are representable using an n-dimensional infinite canvas. Nobody has a name requiring an (n+1)-dimensional representation.
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That’s why you should store names as images
Hello, I am 😘 😚 🫡. Nice to meet you
How do you pronounce it? Kissy kissy salute?
Please, just kall me Kiss.
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Could’ve gone with Hristopher, I guess?
Krtsfr is as concise as can be
It’s a nickname for Hristorectomy.
Christofer
E: scrolled down to realize I’m like the third person to say this. So original 🙄🤷
I also love when systems tell me my name is “invalid” because it has a character they don’t like.
Christophe sounds cooler, anyway.
Cristopher
Christophr
ChristoferSo many options, so few letters
Chrstphr as well
Malprctce, I was named after my uncle, he’s in insurance.
Every substitute teacher I ever had called me Christophe thanks to the school district’s character limit.
As a fellow Christophe, I too have seen this all my life.
It’s comical that so many companies and systems just decided “No one will ever have a name longer than 10 characters, right?”It’s wild considering it was one of the most popular names for a while. There were 3 other Christophe’s in my class at one point.
