> be me

> walk into billion dollar company that’s slowly tanking

> entire staff gets down on their knees begging for mercy

> look around

> point to the most impressive technological advancement in transportation of the century since the car was invented

> “what the hell is this?”

> lead project manager raises, still trembling

> “it’s our brand new zero emission self driving car powered entirely by the air around it and it can be produced for half the cost of our existing line”

> do that obama lip thing

> “not bad, not bad”

> idea pops into my head

> evilgrinchgrin.jpg

> “what if… you made the horn sound a fart?”

> everybody has a nervous breakdown

> cut half the team and leave without elaborating

> be homeless dude wielding machete

> picture unrelated