I was in my room
And I was just like, staring at the walls thinking about everything
But then again, I was thinking about nothing
And then my mom came in, and I didn’t even know she was there
She called my name and I didn’t hear her
And then she started screaming, “Mike! Mike!”
And I go, “What? What’s the matter?”
She goes, “What’s the matter with you?”
I go, “There’s nothing wrong mom”
She goes, “Don’t tell me that, you’re on drugs!”
I go, “No mom, I’m not on drugs, I’m okay, I’m just thinking, you know? Why don’t you get me a Pepsi Diet Coke?”
She goes, “No! You’re on drugs!”
I go, “Mom, I’m okay, I’m just thinking”
And she goes, “No! You’re not thinking, you’re on drugs!
Normal people don’t act that way!”
I go, “Mom, just get me a Pepsi Diet Coke, please? All I want’s a Pepsi Diet Coke”
And she wouldn’t give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi Diet Coke
Just one Pepsi Diet Coke
And she wouldn’t give it to me
Just a Pepsi Diet Coke!