People downvoting this thread because they’re not getting that this is satire by the onion makes this post infinitely funnier. Well played OP

Must’ve been related to pyrocynical

Possibly, we’d have to see the elephant to know for sure

Great mental gymnastics

That’s just what happens when you run through all the good lawyers and no one except actual crooks will take your case. Even funnier, half the witnesses against Trump are his former lawyers.

I’m not 14 years old enough to get this

“Hey there’s a book about Minecraft - wait no it says ‘Mein Kampf’…”

Who would want to go there by car anyways? Going to a german Christmas market and not drinking tons of Glühwein seems like a waste

By that line of reasoning it would be equally valid to compare the top speeds of the vehicles. Imo both are a bit silly, since the reason for certain advantages/disadvantages are mostly the limitations of the respective technology.

Newpipe is pretty good, you can get it through the f droid store

Figma ass

I heard Steve Jobs died from figma

Modders will fix that I guess

If you had to bet money on the factuality of the reporting mainstream media or alt media on a topic of your choice, which one would you pick?

Sure, throw it away and get something with access to 3rd party apps. Alternatively, wait a couple of years for the EU regulations regarding 3rd party apps to take effect on apple products.

Makes sense considering the valuation of their currency, I think you can’t get anything lower than 1 rupee or 1 ruble either

Ah I see, that makes sense

This has to be pretty old, iirc Ukraine has had hryvnias for quite some time