That should probably be the fediverse’s alternate to reddit gold. Matches the theory and our own ethos pretty well.

My Minecraft base and Stardew farm are better than my sister’s but she could probably rock me in CoD.

Edit: Should add I’m the older brother

I’ve seen individual cabs in North Platte and Kearney as well but they were white minivans not yellow crown vics.

I’m from Nebraska and the only things off with this comic is that Spiderman managed to find a cab and doesn’t have a gun.

I mean, even if the typewriter had an extra button setting off a bomb, killing the monkey and all the monkeys around them, they’d still pull it off. That’s infinity baby.

Hell, an actually infinite amount of monkeys would produce the complete works of Shakespeare plus some originals in the same style in the exact amount of time it took to literally press the necessary buttons.

One assumes still an improvement given that the default option was mauling.

That may possibly be the dumbest thing I laugh at today. Thank you for that.

Many locations that for various reasons have fenced in animals use those so that there can be breaks in the fence for vehicles without the animals escaping.

Edit: but, you know, whatever size is appropriate for an animal. I think the zoo had one for elephants when I was a kid.

I’ll take ‘things that would not make international news in my country’ for $200

I remember having a torrent client set up was a great way to become popular back in 2010

I’d genuinely believe that.

Thinking about it Cronkite and Wozniak make a lot of sense.

The living room PC is an old Dell that came with windows 7 and was left behind in an apartment when everybody moved out. It also runs Mint.

Millions? One is reminded of the pyramid scheme “problem” where it basically ends up as everybody can’t actually be a salesman if the business is actually going to be viable. Right? Like who are you selling to if everyone else is in on it too?

Why does it have speakers? I mean maybe if it’s really quiet otherwise it might be helpful for it to beep occasionally because tripping hazards and whatnot, but why does it need to be able to speak?

Both a dated joke and a touch racier than I expected from far side

I mean, what would the difference even be? It wouldn’t even be a world where social media wasn’t a right wing firehose.

I feel like everybody at least has a Debian based distro they like unless they’re going out of their way to be an arch tryhard, even if it’s not their #1 overall.

My answer to things like this is “why would I want to do something like that?”.