If you’re not the customer…

The people don’t know what they want until chatGPT tells them.

A chat bot can present ads better than search result (if by better you mean in a way that is harder to see). If you ask for a recipe it can sprinkle in name brand ingredients. You ask for directions it can use chain restaurant landmarks. You ask for a summary of a sporting event it also mentions the stadium/halftime/beverage sponsor.

About the same amount of mcrib.

I bet you could no show at that job for 6 months before they fired you. It’s free money.

Wider road = wider traffic jam.

I often use only the curser to code. I prefer to drag and drop letters from a virtual keyboard into my IDE.

Late night service is almost entirely taken by restaurant staff. Everything will get worse

Woah woah woah. Those billion dollar companies are investing in our town, that’s why we are giving them the equivalent of millions of dollars a year for free. -s

It was selling tungsten cubes to another AI who’s job was to restock the vending machine.

Clippy? I need help

Someone has to generate the bugs we pay you to fix.

Media in the USA has been pro car for a long time. So many sitcoms make taking the bus seem like a horrible experience.

hot dog or not hot dog

I don’t know if the USA currently sells data. It appears to be illegal but the current administration doesn’t always play by the rules.

Have you ever used a phrase activated voice assistant (hey Google, Alexa, Siri). They are always listening in case you use the phrase. Amazon and Google both admit they record and stores voice data. Google sells ads based on search history.

False. All data has value. Vitals can 100% be used to sell targeted ads for pharmacuticals, supplements, lifestyle brands, gyms, and more. Also if it has a microphone it’s listening to everything.

You ever been to a tropical island? They do not salt their roads, but still have lots of pot holes.

I often walk (checks notes) over 5km just to get to a convenience store.

But it could make your back feel better for a day or two. Why address the cause when we can just temporarily fix the symptoms?

I plead the 5th.