I can’t wait to hear what great ideas Kirstie has next. Cancelling Netflix and not buying an iPad really helped me buy a house!

What if it’s an acre of pure quantum gemeralds?

Don’t forget the $100 early/late booking fees!

That’s the longest “none” I’ve ever seen.

For the third time… What relevance does it have here?

“friend”

Again: what possible relevance does Twitter or gender have with starving children? People are capable of caring about two things at once, y’know.

What is this even supposed to mean? What possible relevance could Twitter or pronouns have to starving children?

What an excellent use of the DfC’s absolutely plentiful time and resources.

Pronouns are double plus ungood.

This is probably the most hilarious overreaction I’ve seen in a while.

Nah, create a nationalised competitor which massively undercuts prices, then watch them crash and burn.

Mwahahaaaa

I know that all the hospitals have generators so perhaps the civilians do also.

Hospitals also have x-ray machines so perhaps the civilians do also?

Oh, my sweet summer child

Upper or lower?

This must be horrifying to try to pee in when drunk

I’m glad you took my advice, thanks.

That’s nice and all, but nobody said otherwise. If you want to get on your soapbox, maybe do it in a relevant conversation.

Not sure why my conversation with someone who isn’t you triggered you so much, unless you agree with them that classifying an entire country as a terrorist group makes sense?

Suuuuuuuuuuuure