You’re forgetting they’re all fucking racist. They aren’t even considering anyone but the US could actually succeed.

Big things big. Bigger things VERY big.

I really hope that kid got change and bomb pops aren’t 5 dollars now.

For me it’s because for whatever reason, Verizon has files.catbox.moe DNS blocked so any picture using that service to host fails to load when using phone data. Your problem might be something similar.

If anyone is confused about how people can believe this shit, it’s right here. “It’s amazing to have knowledge.” The belief they have secret knowledge that brings them to a level above the plebs. That the common man won’t even try to find or even believe you when you tell them the secrets cause they just aren’t like you, they’re not ready to ascend like you have. It’s as intoxicating to a certain type of person as heroin.

Or the transitive property

Buses are built so they are very unlikely to roll. If they do, everyone was probably screwed anyway.

Should also mention the just, massive amount of salt dumped on them every year. Salt just ruins everything it touches.

Plus many of them are so poorly maintained they likely wouldn’t launch anyway. Missiles have a lot of upkeep

And it will work for about a week into January before being utterly obliterated by salt and snow.

Goddamn we can’t even maintain the basic roads we have, much less a much more expensive and complicated one. It’ll be obliterated by salt and snow the first winter and never work again.

That “10,000 steps” thing was just made up to sell step counters, btw. There’s no scientific evidence supporting it.

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This is not how mental illness works.

I like the Unstable Ordinance from Space Quest IV that you can pick up near the start of the game. It’s entirely useless, you can’t ditch it, and if you have in your inventory near the end of the game, it blows up and kills you. Everytime. You have to restart nearly the whole game and resist the adventure game urge to grab everything that isn’t nailed down.