Beardedsausag3

Fucken exquisite

I’m not even sure if I’m honest. NW England, my shits a mix of English, Cumbrian, Yorkshire, Scottish, Madeupish … No doubt some American words in there that have snuck in like a bad smell.

Fucken can’t wait to hear it tell me how it’s gonna bang my mum in 31 different ways and that I’m shit at video games.

I’ve paid my upvote tax

Lemon party was a bunch of old naked dudes sat in a group i think… Mightve been involving themselves with each other? It’s been a fucking loooong ass time since I got shown that and meatspin at school lol

I don’t doubt it. When you include the cost of a loaf of bread, fuel or a freddo it soon slaps up the amount of fraud going on.

The 4th is the colonels secret recipe and a list of the 13 different herbs and spices.

I WISH I COULD HEAR YA OVER THESE HERE BANGING TUNES! 🏴‍☠️

And I want Ubisoft to get comfortable with these torrents and my ridiculously slow download speed but life’s a shit house!

Nope. Yer can feck off Zuck! Yer ain’t comin’ aboard my ship! 🏴‍☠️

I went out for a walk earlier, not too far just couple of miles to clear my head. Get some fresh air. Anyway, regardless of how many signs my council like to spend money on to display the consequence of leaving your dogs shit, people still do it. Fact is, I saw a dog shit and it’s getting harder to differentiate that dog shit and Unity.

Full of cold I sniggered way too hard at that and 3 years of shnots came out. Cheers for the laugh and clear out. Happy new year

And bring that keg of mead on board with ya, ya dastardly scallywags 🏴‍☠️

I’m not so bad, thanks for asking - how are you?

Hold on, so… OK. No free beer?

grabs jacket off the stand
Have a nice day

Raise the anchor! 🏴‍☠️

Phew, Wales direction. Wasn’t my house on a Sunday morning from a disgusting night before.

This is my kind of maths, add on p&p, handling, admin and VAT let’s it call it a nice round milly. No, no questions at this time sorry.