Yeah, I kind of …shot myself in the foot with that one.

When the fungus kicks in.

It’s a long boring story, but it ends with Auto>Otto.

Am I going to have to start an OF?

I don’t think you could spoil this cat any more than he already is.

Jerk face, Jerkface.

It might be anecdotal, but it’s funny that pretty much everyone I know wants a smaller and more inexpensive SUV or truck.

Until the stuff dissolves/falls off.

That took me longer than I care to admit.

Die Another Day (2002) featured it.

ITT: everyone missing the joke and whining about ad placement.

Mine does that. One day he’s going to get me on the stairs.

I agree with the other commenter. Vet visit. My old man started acting weird like that and it turned out he had a bladder infection.

I believe this is one of the caves at Ginnie Springs. If so, I know a guy who died in there. Cave diving is no joke.

It’s owned by meta/facebook

Going full Avenging Angels

I called him later for dinner.

An iPhone user will still break it.

Fizzgig

Oh, I completely agree. Our vehicle bloat is ridiculous.