Blackout

You might have a family of spiders living in there. You don’t want to hurt a family do you?

If it’s in fortune or business insider it’s only purpose is to influence stock prices, not tell the truth about a business.

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I’m fine with an EV that only has a 100 mile range. Im just not willing to pay more that $15k for it. It obviously can be sold for that much. I don’t need a seat warmer or even powered windows, just a box with windows.

I was going to say this is a spaghetti western

only freebies

It’s lasted long enough. It’s time they replace it with a planet Hollywood

Capitalists are only loyal to a big pile of money.

Lack of a yoga mat or you wouldn’t be able to stop me 😉

We are going to find out dolphins use the N word aren’t we?

It’s because I sound like a baritone woman. Everybody calls me ma’am on the phone. When I was younger my parents thought I was gay because of my voice. I would prefer to sound like Gilbert Godfrey over this shit voice 😽

I make complex CAD designs all day and I dream of leaving it to become a garbage collector. The fixed schedule is very appealing.

The future Apple wants us to have:
footure

In the future all foods are in the form of a paste.

Tokyo

I wish I could afford to get my prostate professionally enlarged. Instead I have to do it at home with a pickle jar :(

The ZEV T3-5D Mini Suv

ZEV!

My #1 cookie recipe: https://hostthetoast.com/best-chewy-cafe-style-chocolate-chip-cookies/

I freeze all my cookie dough and just grab a few balls to cook at a time. Doesn’t matter if it’s choc chips, sugar, whatever and it always bakes great.

He says this but Royal Crackers exists so 😐